You probably know Jenny Joseph’s brilliant poem, Warning? It’s on the Scottish Poetry Library website. The kind of poem you remember from time to time, and laugh wrily.
Well, I thought I’d make a dress. It’d be nice for my last librarianly day. I cut it out this afternoon. At that point, I realised.
What Have I Done?
I never thought when I chose that fabric … Well, too late now. I’d better get a red hat.

