Chasing the Wrong Man

I came to Edinburgh to see a poetry collection.  I’ve seen the book before, but this was a copy presented by the ‘poetess’ [poet] to a friend, whom I’d discovered was a Glasgow publisher. And the catalogue mentioned additional papers associated with the book. Now, wouldn’t that intrigue any scholar?

Wild Goose-Chase

But yesterday, I learned that there weren’t as many papers as the catalogue hinted. They’ve somehow gone missing. Disappointed, I came anyway, to see what remained.  Which turned out to be, not a lot. However, what little there was, was informative – in a negative kind of way.

Jump Not To Conclusions!

It doesn’t really matter much about the missing papers, I suspect, because the friend was NOT the Glasgow publisher (about whom I’d learned a lot, on the train to Edinburgh) ….

Not My “Mr Right”!

No, this was another gent with the same name. A highly-esteemed Wishaw bone-setter. Yes, you read that right.

I’ll never know whether the poet consulted him about a child’s injury, or her own ‘rheumatics’. But I can be fairly sure it wasn’t for advice about publishing poetry!

I reread a few poems, had a coffee, and came home again.

Friday Afternoon, and I’m Feeling Mischievous

image by Nitish Gupta from Pixabay - woman holding LinkedIn sign

Headhunted!

I’ve had a series of phone-calls from the in-house talent team at IQVIA today. This is apparently because I am looking for clinical manager roles. I can see one tiny problem. No, more than one!

AM I?

I’m semi-retired, and geographically tied to where I am. I can’t relocate.  And whether or not I would take on more work is hardly the question, because I haven’t activated LinkedIn’s looking-for-work function. Quite apart from the elephant in the room – that job title.

They were Persistent!

I ignored the first call. Told the second and third that I hadn’t asked them to contact me. Finally, I asked the fourth caller – Amelia – why she thought I was suited for a role as clinical manager, and she said it was because of my LinkedIn profile.

Have I ever intimated that I have medical qualifications? I have not. I told Amelia very firmly to remove me from their database because I am utterly unqualified for a clinical manager role. (I’m not even entirely sure what a clinical manager does!)

However, if I get any more calls, I can’t promise that I won’t enjoy myself stringing them along and wasting a bit of their time. I’ll share my age and qualifications. I’ll tell them about my specialisms, and bring them up to date with my latest research. It’ll be most amusing – well, to me, at any rate.

After all, my insights into the history of Scottish music publishing might be exactly what is needed to cure someone’s duodenal ulcer …